The Mel Brooks Questionnaire: Rob Reiner

Name: ROB REINER

2. Draw a still life of flowers in a vase that you’d like to receive on your birthday:
THE ONLY THING
I KNOW HOW TO DEAW:

1.

Describe your favorite fragrance: I HAVE FOUR. SEA AIR NIGHT BLOOMING JASMINE, FRESH CUT GRASS, AND MY WIFE, MICHELE

3. Choose an architect to design your dream house:

a) Frank Lloyd Wright

b) I. M. Pei
c) Walter Gropius

4. Circle your preferred fruits:

Banana

Apple

Pomegranate

Pear

Cherry

d) Frank Gehry

Pineapple

Blueberry

Grape

e) Louis Sullivan

⑪Other: JAMES OTHER

No

Plum

Nectarine

CONTEST

5. Choose a neighborhood to make a dinner reservation, then tell us what restaurant you’re going to and what you’re ordering.

The Neighborhood: BRENTWOOD, CALIFORNIA

6. Acceptable forms of footwear for daily life (circle all that apply): I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS Sandal

7.

Boot

Tennis Shoe

BLANK. TOO Toubid Slipper

Loafer

OF A QUESTION. None

The Restaurant: TOSCANA

The Food Order: ARTICHOKE, SALAD, JOHN DORY

The Drink Order: ICED TEA

What composer would you choose to score the movie of your life, and what song would be featured on the soundtrack? JERRY LEIBER AND MIKE STOLLER STAND BY ME

8. Rank the following forms of transportation from 1 to 7 (1 being the best):

Bicycle

Car

Train

3 Foot, Plane IF TELEPORTING EVER BECOMES A THI 10. What were your career ambitions at the following ages?

Canoe

Donkey

Age 5: TO PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL Age 15: TO PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL Age 21: TO PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
Age 89: TO BE ABLE TO REMEMBER WHETHER OR NOT I EVER PLAYED MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
11. You get to choose one TV series to fall asleep to on a loop- which do you pick?

9. Draw the spaceship that would take you all the way to Mars: AONST know How FAR I’D GET WITH THIS, BUT:

ANY MURDER SHOW HOSTED AND NARRATED BY KEITH MORRISON.

12. Eggs!

Poached Benedict

Sunny Side Up EGG WHITE Omelet

Over Easy

Scrambled

Hard-Boiled

Soft-Boiled

14. Hats!

a) Sherlock Holmes’s deerstalker b) Roy Rogers’s cowboy hat
c) Joe DiMaggio’s Yankees cap d) Queen Elizabeth II’s royal crown e) Napoleon Bonaparte’s bicorn hat

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13. Complete this sentence (fact or fiction are both acceptable):
“I was born in THE BRONX, N. and I studied MY FATHER IN MOTHER

HOME

at

I became world famous in THE SHOW BUSINESEL and I hope I’ll

be remembered as MORE THAN

f) Davy Crockett’s coonskin cap g) Whistler’s mother’s bonnet Fred Astaire’s top hat
① Other: MARTY D: BERGI’S USS DORAL SEA CAP

JUST A

and MEATHER

15. Favorite comedy film of all time
(no write-ins, please): Now you SAY MO WRITEMS, BUT You a) “The Producers” (1967) PROBA b) “Blazing Saddles” (1974)
c) “Young Frankenstein” (1974)
d) “High Anxiety” (1977)

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e) “Spaceballs” (1987) TO ME SAY ALL OF THE ABOVE