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Last night, SNL weighed in on a modern annual rite: taking stock of the past year through data-driven retrospective lists. But the usual exercise in mapping one\u2019s consumption patterns soon transformed into an uncomfortably real humiliation ritual.<\/p>\n
The advertisement spoof began innocuously, introducing the 2025 edition of Spotify \u201cWrapped\u201d\u2014the streaming service\u2019s popular year-in-review feature that repackages data gathered from individual listeners into brightly hued, shareable statistics\u2014which the show also tackled last year. When Spotify revealed to Andrew Dismukes\u2019s character that he\u2019d jammed to 2,705 minutes of Steely Dan since January, his character smiled knowingly: \u201cYeah, that tracks.\u201d In her role, Ashley Padilla was similarly thrilled to learn that she\u2019d listened to enough Sabrina Carpenter in 2025 to be one of the pop singer\u2019s top global listeners.<\/p>\n
Then, the advertisement introduced a different way of measuring \u201cwho you truly were this year,\u201d as the voice-over cheerily proclaimed: \u201cUber Eats \u2018Wrapped.\u2019\u201d When people were confronted with a look back on the food orders they\u2019d placed, the mood instantly curdled. \u201cOh, no. No, thank you,\u201d frowned Ben Marshall\u2019s character. In the sketch, the food-focused \u201cWrapped\u201d (which doesn\u2019t currently exist in real life) used similar tactics as Spotify, crunching numbers to show users which specific food items had them in a \u201cchokehold\u201d over the past year. \u201cI just don\u2019t like that and don\u2019t want that,\u201d said Dismukes, incredulous that he\u2019d apparently eaten more chicken nuggets than 99 percent of consumers worldwide.<\/p>\n
The horrors escalated from there. Based on a person\u2019s order history, the service\u2019s data team also calculated one\u2019s Uber Eats age\u2014a riff on Spotify\u2019s new, controversial \u201clistening age\u201d metric, which cheekily tells listeners how their music taste skews age-wise: \u201cMy top food was churros, and my Uber Eats age is \u2018Dead\u2019?\u201d asked a stupefied man played by James Austin Johnson. Worse, the service also tallied up exactly how much one spent on delivery that year, presenting people with ragged photos of themselves picking up their food from delivery drivers\u2019 car windows and their own doorstep. Upon realizing that he\u2019d spent $24,000 on Uber Eats, Marshall\u2019s character simply screamed into a pillow.<\/p>\n
Spotify Wrapped has been a hit for the platform; this year\u2019s record-breaking edition reached 250 million impressions in just three days. Listeners have continued to share their stats ad nauseam online in the decade since the service debuted its year-end metrics. The annual feature\u2019s popularity keys into cultural fixations with optimization and \u201cmaxxing\u201d\u2014prioritizing self-improvement milestones to extreme degrees, often through tracking devices, such as Oura Rings and Apple Watches, that log data including the number of miles run, hours slept, and grams of protein consumed.<\/p>\n
But the SNL sketch implicitly noted how someone participating in data collection for their own edification rejected the practice the moment they were confronted with something embarrassing, such as how much Taco Bell they\u2019d ordered in a single year. Tellingly, these revelations didn\u2019t inspire resolutions to eat fewer Crunchwrap Supremes or spend less money on Frostys, but rather alarm and even outright denial. Later in the sketch, Sarah Sherman\u2019s character received a personalized video from Wendy\u2019s, with an enthused store manager informing her that her constant delivery orders from his branch had made it the most successful in the country. In response, she chucked her phone out the window.<\/p>\n
By showing people\u2019s excitement morphing into existential dread when their less-flattering consumption habits were revealed, the SNL sketch became a subtle commentary on the surprising line Americans have drawn when it comes to companies tracking the most intimate parts of their lives. \u201cYou have to tell people you\u2019re going to do this,\u201d Padilla\u2019s character said into the camera, agog. As the sketch underscored, data collection has been deeply normalized, rebranded by tech companies as entertainment and an opportunity to gamify one\u2019s productivity. Padilla\u2019s character may not remember that by signing up for Uber Eats in the first place, she\u2019d agreed to such tracking, giving up information about her location and late-night cravings. She probably didn\u2019t think it would ever come back to haunt her in such a visceral way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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