{"id":33915,"date":"2025-11-16T06:48:38","date_gmt":"2025-11-16T06:48:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/?p=33915"},"modified":"2025-11-16T06:48:38","modified_gmt":"2025-11-16T06:48:38","slug":"snl-weekend-update-hammers-trump-over-dark-epstein-emails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/?p=33915","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;SNL&#8217; Weekend Update Hammers Trump Over &#8216;Dark&#8217; Epstein Emails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\t<em>Saturday Night Live<\/em>\u2018s Weekend Update ran through some of the most damaging emails that came to light this week about Donald Trump and dead sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\tOne such email from Epstein claims that Trump \u201cknew about the girls.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\t\u201cIt\u2019s bombshell news that legal\u00a0experts are calling \u2018duh!&#8217;\u201d Colin Jost joked. <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\t\u201cThis week\u2019s Epstein documents\u00a0are obviously very dark and\u00a0disturbing, but I also think\u00a0it\u2019s kind of adorable that\u00a0Epstein\u2019s email address was\u00a0\u2018jeevacation@gmail,&#8217;\u201d Jost continued.\u00a0\u201cIt\u2019s like if Jeffrey Dahmer\u2019s was \u2018dinnertimejeff@yahoo!&#8217;\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\tCo-anchor Michael Che addressed another email in which Epstein\u2019s brother asked him \u201cif Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?\u201d One old nickname for Bill Clinton, Che noted, was \u201cBubba.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\t\u201cSo I guess that\u2019s one job Trump\u00a0has created,\u201d Che joked. <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\t\u201cI don\u2019t know if that oral sex\u00a0story is true, but I do know\u00a0that image is burned in my\u00a0brain like that scene from <em>The Shining<\/em>,\u201d Che continued, as that bizarre shot from Stanley Kubrick\u2019s 1980 horror film was shown on screen with Trump\u2019s and Clinton\u2019s faces superimposed.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\tChe turned to yet another email, this one showing Epstein saying was able to \u201ctake Trump down.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"section-heading\" class=\"c-heading larva  lrv-u-text-align-center u-border-color-black a-font-theme-primary-xxs lrv-u-color-black lrv-u-text-transform-uppercase u-letter-spacing-0063 lrv-u-padding-t-050 u-padding-b-0375@tablet lrv-u-padding-b-050@mobile-max lrv-u-border-b-2\">\n<p>\t\tTrending Stories<\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\t\u201cPretty big talk for a\u00a0guy who lost to a bedsheet,\u201d Che joked. Epstein\u2019s 2019 death in a New York City jail cell after his arrest for sex trafficking was ruled a suicide, though conspiracies about it persist, in part due to the information that the Trump administration has\u2014and has not\u2014released.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIn general,\u00a0I don\u2019t believe in conspiracies, because as a member of the\u00a0illuminati, I know that we, the lizard\u00a0people, control everything,\u201d Jost joked.\u00a0\u201cAnd it\u2019s really hard to believe\u00a0that Trump was so oblivious that\u00a0he didn\u2019t notice his good friend\u00a0was running an international\u00a0pedophile ring.\u00a0Though I guess Trump is the one\u00a0guy on earth who thinks \u201cYMCA\u201d\u00a0is a straight anthem.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\t\u201cAnd on a basic level, it\u2019s just\u00a0shocking how many alleged\u00a0pedophiles Trump was friends\u00a0with:\u00a0Epstein, Prince Andrew, and Diddy.\u00a0I mean, that\u2019s a lot, you know?\u201d he went on. \u201cThink about your own\u00a0friend group.\u00a0How many pedophiles do you know? 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One such email from Epstein claims that Trump \u201cknew about the girls.\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s bombshell news that legal\u00a0experts are calling \u2018duh!&#8217;\u201d Colin Jost joked. \u201cThis week\u2019s Epstein documents\u00a0are<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33916,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[2430,3813,3703,15960,7983,81,967,2780],"class_list":{"0":"post-33915","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-entertainment","8":"tag-dark","9":"tag-emails","10":"tag-epstein","11":"tag-hammers","12":"tag-snl","13":"tag-trump","14":"tag-update","15":"tag-weekend"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33915\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/33916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}