{"id":33153,"date":"2025-11-13T01:23:49","date_gmt":"2025-11-13T01:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/?p=33153"},"modified":"2025-11-13T01:23:49","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T01:23:49","slug":"colbert-on-trump-building-a-massive-compensation-for-his-weird-tiny-penis-late-night-tv-roundup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/?p=33153","title":{"rendered":"Colbert on Trump \u2018building a massive compensation for his weird tiny penis\u2019 | Late-night TV roundup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Late-night hosts spoke about the controversial behavior of a small group of Democrats and Donald Trump\u2019s continued destruction of the White House.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"stephen-colbert\" class=\"dcr-n4qeq9\"><strong>Stephen Colbert<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">On The Late Show, Stephen Colbert spoke about the vote to end the federal government shutdown which has seen some Democrats choosing to cave to Republican demands without restoring the healthcare subsidies which were initially threatened.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Chuck Schumer told his party he would give the deal neither a blessing nor a curse and would give no steer on how to vote.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Colbert joked that this was \u201cbold leadership\u201d and commented on Schumer\u2019s \u201cfailure\u201d in the situation.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">The shutdown has caused major chaos at airports as air traffic controllers were being unpaid for so long that many of them stopped coming to work.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">On social media, Trump attacked them, saying they would be \u201csubstantially docked\u201d and he would hold \u201ca negative mark\u201d at least in his mind against their record.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">\u201cA negative mark in that mind?\u201d Colbert quipped. \u201cYou know what, I\u2019ll take my chances.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">He also wrote that he wanted them to be \u201cquickly replaced by true patriots\u201d to which Colbert responded: \u201cMaybe I\u2019m alone, but I don\u2019t care if the guy landing my plane is a true patriot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">He called Trump \u201can old nepo-billionaire who simply does not understand how hard it is for regular people to survive these days\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">This week also saw that regular people are not happy with the state of living, with a consumer satisfaction survey falling to 52.3%, the worst ever score dating back to 1951.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">\u201cConsumers have not felt this bad since we fed our babies cigarettes,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">This week also saw Trump tout a 50-year mortgage in a supposed bid to help those struggling to afford home ownership, yet a study showed that interest would almost double from the standard 30-year mortgage.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Colbert called it \u201ca big dumb policy that fixes nothing\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">He also warned that a new 107% tariff could lead to Italian pasta disappearing from shelves. \u201cWe are officially in a pasta-mergency,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Colbert joked that Trump\u2019s destruction of the White House\u2019s East Wing was \u201cto build a massive compensation for his weird tiny penis\u201d before moving on to his latest addition: labelling the Oval Office.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">The host claimed that the font being used was called \u201cluxury assisted living\u201d before showing that when you Google it, the same font that comes up.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"seth-meyers\" class=\"dcr-n4qeq9\"><strong>Seth Meyers<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">On Late Night, Seth Meyers started by talking about the House speaker, Mike Johnson, ordering Congress to return to Capitol Hill for the vote.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">\u201cI\u2019m sure they would if only the flights weren\u2019t all grounded,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">This week also saw Trump write \u201cLess crime more Trump\u201d on social media. \u201cLess crime sounds great but how could there be more Trump?\u201d Meyers asked, before adding: \u201cWe\u2019re maxed out on Trump.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Last week saw Joe Biden speak for 30 minutes at a fundraising dinner. Meyers expressed surprise that it was so short, joking that \u201che usually speaks that long to the valet\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Transportation secretary and former Real World contestant Sean Duffy warned Americans that ongoing issues over flights might mean that many will miss celebrating the holidays with their families.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">\u201cOh no, I was so excited to discuss that Zohran win with my uncle,\u201d Meyers said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late-night hosts spoke about the controversial behavior of a small group of Democrats and Donald Trump\u2019s continued destruction of the White House. 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