{"id":30170,"date":"2025-10-23T23:42:46","date_gmt":"2025-10-23T23:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/?p=30170"},"modified":"2025-10-23T23:42:46","modified_gmt":"2025-10-23T23:42:46","slug":"sabrina-carpenter-pitches-tall-plain-boyfriend-in-cut-snl-sketch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/?p=30170","title":{"rendered":"Sabrina Carpenter Pitches &#8216;Tall, Plain Boyfriend&#8217; in Cut &#8216;SNL&#8217; Sketch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\tSabrina Carpenter should get on <em>Shark Tank<\/em> with this product offer! On Thursday, <em>Saturday Night Live<\/em> shared a cut sketch where Carpenter \u201csells\u201d and pitches opting for a \u201ctall, plain boyfriend\u201d as a partner.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\tThe sketch, which didn\u2019t make it to last Saturday\u2019s episode, sees Carpenter on a boring date with a shorter guy, or a \u201clittle one,\u201d before she addresses the camera for an infomercial. \u201cThat\u2019s why I switched to\u2026 Tall, Plain Boyfriend,\u201d she says. \u201cNo drama, no personality, just a long body with hair on their head!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\tCarpenter shows off her version of a TPB, played by comedian Ben Marshall, who\u2019ll make \u201call the girlies\u201d jealous. <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\tMarshall shows off his \u201clukewarm takes\u201d about sleep, gifts on Christmas, and dogs being fun. \u201cBecause if you need a deep conversation, bitch, listen to a podcast!\u201d jokes Carpenter, before showing other examples of girls with tall, plain men as partners who don\u2019t even know what they do for a living\u2026 but at least they\u2019re 6\u2032 5\u2033!<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\t\u201cDoes tall, plain boyfriend have a perfect face?\u201d says Carpenter. \u201cGirl, I can barely see up there! That\u2019s none of my business.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"section-heading\" class=\"c-heading larva  lrv-u-text-align-center u-border-color-black a-font-theme-primary-xxs lrv-u-color-black lrv-u-text-transform-uppercase u-letter-spacing-0063 lrv-u-padding-t-050 u-padding-b-0375@tablet lrv-u-padding-b-050@mobile-max lrv-u-border-b-2\">\n<p>\t\tTrending Stories<\/p>\n<\/h2>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\tNaturally, the potential partner also has some empathetic responses pre-prepped, such as: \u201cThat sucks!\u201d and \u201cThat\u2019s crazy,\u201d and \u201cThat\u2019s crazy how much that sucks.\u201d The sketch ends with the small king from the beginning getting shot by an arrow by Carpenter, before she declares about her new man: \u201cHe might not make you laugh or think, but he will make you feel tiny.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-line-height-copy  lrv-a-font-body-l   \">\n\tCarpenter performed \u201cNobody\u2019s Son\u201d and \u201cManchild\u201d during her musical portion of the <em>SNL<\/em> show. She also appeared in numerous sketches, including \u201cGirlboss Seminar,\u201d \u201cGrind Song\u201d with Bowen Yang, \u201cPlans,\u201d \u201cSurprise,\u201d and \u201cAppliance Store.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sabrina Carpenter should get on Shark Tank with this product offer! On Thursday, Saturday Night Live shared a cut sketch where Carpenter \u201csells\u201d and pitches opting for a \u201ctall, plain boyfriend\u201d as a partner. The sketch, which didn\u2019t make it to last Saturday\u2019s episode, sees Carpenter on a boring date with a shorter guy, or<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[9596,5516,304,9250,16928,5515,3584,7983,17756],"class_list":{"0":"post-30170","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-entertainment","8":"tag-boyfriend","9":"tag-carpenter","10":"tag-cut","11":"tag-pitches","12":"tag-plain","13":"tag-sabrina","14":"tag-sketch","15":"tag-snl","16":"tag-tall"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/30171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}