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\n\tSaturday Night Live<\/em>\u2018s Donald Trump joined a Gen Z boys\u2019 podcast about snacks in which he simultaneously dissected both Airheads and his chances of getting into heaven.<\/p>\n \n\tOn \u201cSnack Homiez,\u201d Trump (James Austin Johnson) told the podcast hosts\u2014one of whom was played by Sabrina Carpenter\u2014that \u201cit\u2019s\u00a0been a long time coming\u00a0with regard to snacks and\u00a0friendship and from the\u00a0standpoint of podcasts.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tWhen asked by Braylor (Chloe Fineman) what he thinks about vegetables, Trump admitted he has \u201cnever\u00a0been one for the veggies.\u201d <\/p>\n \n\t\u201cDing-dongs, I like a ding-dong,\u201d he explained. \u201cWe love Little Debbie. She does\u00a0tremendous work.\u00a0It\u2019s awful what happened to her.\u00a0I like the Christmas tree cake.\u00a0You know, it\u00a0used to be seasonal.\u00a0But I very smartly made a call,\u00a0now we get it year \u2019round.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cDang!\u00a0That\u2019s so fire, sir!\u201d Braylor replied.<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cIt is,\u201d Trump agreed. \u201cIt\u2019s very fire.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tWhen Tayson (Carpenter) brought up Airheads, Trump naturally rambled about world affairs and kept exaggerating his questionable list of wars \u201csolved.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cAirheads\u2014very\u00a0interesting taste.\u00a0Look at China, look at Korea. You know,\u00a0I\u2019ve solved like seven wars at\u00a0this point, right? And no one\u00a0gives me credit.\u00a0It\u2019s like 100 wars I\u2019ve solved, right?\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cSomething like 200 wars, right?\u201d he went on. \u201cYou know Zelensky,\u00a0he asked for Tomahawks that\u00a0could reach Moscow, and I used\u00a0to not like the guy, but he\u2019s\u00a0tough, he loves his country.\u00a0He loves his country.\u201d <\/p>\n \n\tTrump then offered a non-sensible explanation for commuting fraudster George Santos\u2019 prison sentence.<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cYou know who I like is George\u00a0Santos. He\u2019s weird, he\u2019s a liar.\u00a0I think he\u2019s great.\u00a0We don\u2019t know anything about\u00a0him. He\u2019s one of our favorite\u00a0people.\u00a0I don\u2019t know\u00a0him at all but one of our\u00a0favorite people,\u201d Trump said, before referencing Saturday\u2019s No Kings protests nationwide against him.\u00a0\u201cPeople are marching because\u00a0they\u2019re happy he\u2019s free.\u00a0It\u2019s a \u2018Yes, king\u2019 March.\u00a0They say \u2018Yes, king.\u2019\u00a0Maybe if I think about it, blue\u00a0Airhead.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tTrump then asked the podcast hosts about whether they though he would be getting into heaven\u2014apparently a frequent concern of his of late.<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cAm I going to heaven, Chet?\u00a0Do I fit the criteria in terms\u00a0of Christian and with regard to\u00a0St. Peter and\u00a0pearly gates?\u201d the 79-year-old asked.<\/p>\n \n\tThe kids weren\u2019t sure.<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cUm, I don\u2019t know, sir,\u201d Braylor replied.<\/p>\n \t\tTrending Stories<\/p>\n<\/h2>\n \n\t\u201cProbably not, right?\u00a0Epstein!\u201d he blurted out, name-checking his former pal, the dead sex offender. \u201cOh, well.\u00a0You know, it\u2019s been a good run.\u00a0I had a great time.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Saturday Night Live\u2018s Donald Trump joined a Gen Z boys\u2019 podcast about snacks in which he simultaneously dissected both Airheads and his chances of getting into heaven. 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