{"id":22252,"date":"2025-09-18T19:32:28","date_gmt":"2025-09-18T19:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/?p=22252"},"modified":"2025-09-18T19:32:28","modified_gmt":"2025-09-18T19:32:28","slug":"bear-walks-the-aisles-in-dollar-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/?p=22252","title":{"rendered":"Bear Walks the Aisles in Dollar Store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"css-8hvvyd\">\u201cThis is not good.\u201d \u201cNo.\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s up, buddy? You are one big, nasty [expletive]. Come on. Come with me. Come on, come on, come on, come on this way, this way. Come on. Where\u2019s the exit? Hey, this way, this way. Come on. Keep coming. Where\u2019s the exit? The back of the store? Right-hand side? Come on, boy. Come on, come on, come on this way, this way. Come on. Clear the front of the store. We\u2019re coming your way. Come on, come on, come on. Here we go. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, buddy, we\u2019re out of here. Come on. Freedom, buddy. Freedom, go. Rock and roll. Go, go, go. Not this way, not this way. Go \u2014 you\u2019re out of here. Go.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThis is not good.\u201d \u201cNo.\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s up, buddy? You are one big, nasty [expletive]. Come on. Come with me. Come on, come on, come on, come on this way, this way. Come on. Where\u2019s the exit? Hey, this way, this way. Come on. Keep coming. Where\u2019s the exit? The back of the store? Right-hand side?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22253,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[13649,4528,13650,3202,5654],"class_list":{"0":"post-22252","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-social-issues","8":"tag-aisles","9":"tag-bear","10":"tag-dollar","11":"tag-store","12":"tag-walks"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22252\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naijaglobalnews.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}