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A<\/span> darkened room in central London. Curtains drawn to keep the lawbreakers out. A few dozen brave journalists who have dared to walk the streets. Mugshots of convicted criminals along with the sentences received line the walls on video screens. Though weirdly, none of James McMurdock. Perhaps Reform has yet to update its own database of undesirables. Young James is taking a break from the party whip while the Public Sector Fraud Authority investigates Covid loans to his companies. That\u2019s the trouble with London today. Trust no one.<\/p>\n Just after 11am, a siren goes off and Nigel Farage, the Conservative-turned-Reform councillor Laila Cunningham and Tory-turned-Reform MP Sarah Pochin settle down behind a table. To their right is a lectern with the slogan \u201cBritain is lawless\u201d. Miraculously, none of them have had their phones nicked or been stabbed on the journey into London. A city where crims operate with impunity. Dante\u2019s seventh circle of hell. A place where only the lucky get out alive.<\/p>\n First up is Laila, a woman who freely admits she expects to get robbed every time she leaves her front door. She\u2019s almost sorry when she makes it back home in one piece. Laila has something she wants to get off her chest: she doesn\u2019t actually like anyone. Her country has been betrayed.<\/p>\n One day, she might ask who was responsible. The answer might be closer to home than she imagines. Nige has done as much to shape the UK in the past 10 years as anyone. If you want to know why we\u2019re broke, you can start with Brexit. But for now, Laila is beyond thinking. She\u2019s just a heartbeat away from taking out an AK-47 and mowing down a nearby gang.<\/p>\n Next comes Sarah P, AKA Nurse Ratched. The unthinking person\u2019s idea of a thinking person. She, too, is in despair. London is a ruined city. The only people out in daylight hours are shoplifters and drug dealers, most of them foreigners. Sarah is almost in tears as she goes on to say that most Afghan migrants are potential sex offenders. How she yearns for the days when you could rely on all rapists to be white.<\/p>\n But that\u2019s two-tier justice for you. Spare a thought for poor Lucy Connolly, who was sentenced to prison just for inciting people to burn refugees alive inside their hotel. Where was the harm in that? It was obviously only a joke. And Sarah is still laughing her head off at it. Worryingly, Farage appears to be lining her up to be his home secretary. She\u2019s one of the few Reform MPs he hasn\u2019t yet fallen out with.<\/p>\n For the details, such as they are, we have to wait for Nige. He, too, is living out his own fantasies of a London that is one large no-go area. Crime is out of control, he says. Don\u2019t believe the statistics that show violent crime is going down. Just turn the graphs the other way up and use your own data.<\/p>\n Stop and search everyone. Especially foreigners. Zero tolerance for anything. Apart from James McMurdock. Three strikes and it\u2019s life imprisonment. Send our worst prisoners to El Salvador \u2013 with any luck they might get tortured there. Send foreigners back to foreign lands. Build Nightingale prisons and throw away the keys. Recruit 30,000 new police officers. Abandon all diversity and equality targets. If you want a proper copper you need to get a white, heterosexual man to do the job. Only then will you feel safe.<\/p>\n This is Nige\u2019s fantasy world. A country on its knees, reduced to lawlessness by the woke and the Blob. A land only he can save by locking every crim up. No offence would go unpunished. To prove his point, he passes around a sheet of paper with some bogus figures explaining how he would pay for everything. Shrink the state, cut net zero and HS2 and you can do what you like, he says.<\/p>\n He\u2019s asked about El Salvador. Is he serious? Oh, no. Not that El Salvador. He can\u2019t think why he said it. He\u2019s all heart really. Nige and reality have a small intersection area.<\/p>\n <\/span>Starmer appeared before the House of Commons\u2019 liaison committee on Monday.<\/span> Photograph: House of Commons\/PA<\/p>\n Elsewhere in Westminster, the government is winding down before the summer recess. For Keir Starmer, this means one of his thrice-yearly appearances before the liaison committee. A chance for the select committee chairs to ask the prime minister a few \u2013 reasonably \u2013 polite questions about his performance so far. It\u2019s noticeable that the Labour members of the committee are a great deal tougher than they were last time round.<\/p>\n Meg Hillier gets things going by asking what he thinks the country will look like in three years\u2019 time. It will be amazing, Keir replies. Everything hunky-dory. No one should take his brilliance for granted. The Tories have broken everything. He is the saviour who will mend things. In the public seating area, the first eyelids begin to droop. Starmer has the unique gift of being able to put any crowd to sleep. It\u2019s got him out of bigger holes than this.<\/p>\n The session drifts on as Keir talks technobabble \u2013 \u201cno silver bullet\u201d, \u201cdelivery targets\u201d \u2013 while the committee tries to reintroduce him to the real world. If he is really committed to ending poverty, why doesn\u2019t he consider getting rid of the two-child benefit cap? And even the diluted reforms to the welfare bills are going to increase poverty. Debbie Abrahams insists these aren\u2019t Labour values and that she feels ashamed. Liam Byrne wonders why Starmer is so reluctant to make changes to capital gains tax? Then he could afford to give tax breaks to the less well-off.<\/p>\n Keir mumbles something about not setting the budget months ahead and the forecasts constantly changing and we all go back to sleep. 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